whatmariadidnext:

My suspicions are confirmed

whatmariadidnext:

My suspicions are confirmed

verybee:

how to text using jean ralphio voice

verybee:

how to text using jean ralphio voice

"My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, “Is that dangerous?” and I go, “Yes, but I like danger”. We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, “Aziz, your car is on fire, aren’t you upset?” I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, “No, I knew this was going to happen.” And then I kiss you in front of my burning car."
Aziz Ansari (via ethereally)

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

pemberley-state-of-mind:

P&P in green.